Chi Chi, once again bow my head to you. This totally toilet-trained, over-the-top, and super-long smut epic The Final Link features way too many hot guys to point out and really cover fully in one review (the cast is mammoth - in more ways than one), but I'll try.

Highlights (and cockthrob props) include hubba-hubba Blake Harper, that tattooed muscle-god who makes me fucking weak Vince Bandero and the stunner (and stunningly endowed) Spike, who releases one of the most astonishingly fierce double-fisted cum shots in history near the end of the flick. (Basically it's a four-rolls of Bounty mess).

This is one of the nastiest, hardest, filthiest, roughest, ass-plungingest, leathered up, hairy-muscled-tear-em-up fuckathons I've ever seen. I think just about every truly raunchy and manly genre and fetish are covered here: Cops, leather, spitting, enemas, pissing, sex clubs, dildos, toys, chains, body worshipping, enemas... and oh yeah, most of a human foot going where few feet have gone before - up a willing asshole.

The final orgy sequence - blowout sex of the highest order - is of the type rarely seen today: non-stop, raunchy and ending with Vince's face covered in heavy manmilk. Someone pass me a straw - quick! If the first two installments of this epic series made you wet, wait until you get a load of this one - load most definitely being the optimum word here. You ain't seen nuttin' yet, motherfuckers. Completely plotless, completely filthy, completely amazing.