Porn don't get much more premium than this, you get the best-looking guys, finest locations, and even a great plot (going on what I'd seen previously I had assumed the BBFC wouldn't pass anything with a coherent storyline). And did I mention you get the best-looking guys?

Danny Phoenix is the cover-star, he's cute, very slim and toned, and has a cock that has to be seen to be believed - it's a danger to low flying aircraft every time he gets hard. He's also a cycle courier in real life.

However, here at Homoactive HQ we all go weak-at-the-knees and hard-in-the-crotch for Swiss sensation Tom Schwarz. He's cute, young, hung, toned, smooth and just so fresh faced he must have come vacuum packed. The alpine cutie is a very keen top and we think he's going to be a huge star.

Danny is Speederz top super best courier, getting all the best jobs (which invariably end in sex) which makes Nasty Nick, dead jealous, so he plots to set Dan up.

This dastardly scheme involves Nick (Robin Hyde, a.k.a. London's filthiest chicken in RentBoy) in a three-way with baby-faced improbably legal blond Tommy Trent. Nick is a nasty fucker, and shafts first Tommy then Dan with all the delicacy and finesse of one of those giant boring machines they used on the Channel Tunnel.

Anyway, Nick and Tommy scarper when the boss comes back, leaving Danny covered in cum and in big trouble.

But fret ye not, by the end Danny is on very good terms with the boss again, getting fucked ragged by him. Boss is played by Ben Taylor, big build, great toned, smooth body and a cock to rival anything found in nature.

You couldn't ask for two bigger dicks, Danny takes it like a man, and then cums about twelve pints.

I'll leave the other scenes for you to discover (including the explosive four way with super-top Tom Schwarz) but have to mention me fave, Porno Boys.

Danny is biking some Viagra to a porn shoot, where gorgeous, gorgeous Latino Ryan, early twenties, fantastic body, big cock, and with that sexy over-confident macho Latin thing, is getting fluffed by a fair skinned cutie.

The photographer is suspiciously young and attractive, maybe 20, good bod and six-pack, big cock, and the spit of one of the lovable chirpy cockneys recently imported to Coronation Street.

It's a dirty group scene, Ryan fingers and fucks the fluffer with an aggression that verges on malice, twanging the Fluffer's jockstrap as he pumps.

The scene ends, rather beautifully I might say, with the twink Fluffer dripping with cum, on face, chest and stomach.

Massive cocks, hot boys, scorching sex. Easily the best porn made in Britain today.